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Will AI replace International Space Station Astronaut jobs? · Latest report #grjpzx24
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May 18, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsFloating in space to read instruments is just expensive remote work.
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Science in orbit without the meat.
no no noyouAI▸ ORBITAL-AUTO V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs autonomous experiments while you sleep
Conducts microgravity physics experiments and maintains orbital hardware. Operates station systems while tethered in a sealed pressurized tube.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel when the station's cooling pump starts vibrating off-frequency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
High-res sensors monitor every station valve and panel for you.
Year 2.5
Magnetic robotic arms replace your heavy gloves for exterior maintenance.
Year 4
Self-contained experiment modules run tests without human intervention or supervision.
Year 5
Ground-based AI replaces your daily briefing calls with mission control.
Year 7 · D-Day
The final human seat is removed to save oxygen and weight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 percent
Time spent doing actual science
40 weekly
Hours spent fixing broken plumbing
3000 daily
Calorie intake for muscle survival
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a private Mars colony.
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