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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsProfessional shitposting is now a low-latency computational bottleneck.
Amateur chronicler of digital sewer overflow.
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Generating authentic human bile, 24/7.
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floods the feed with synthetic rage
You generate low-value commentary for high-traffic message boards to chase fleeting dopamine hits. The platform monetizes your anger while you rot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accurately recall which obscure user was banned during the 2012 moderation purge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Scrape all historical posts to map your specific brand of incoherent rage.
Week 7
Train the algorithm to perfectly replicate your unique grammatical ineptitude.
Week 11
Deploy agents to mimic your posting frequency during peak procrastination hours.
Month 4
Take over your login credentials to continue the cycle of pointless digital arguments.
Month 6 · D-Day
Delete your user profile as the AI achieves higher engagement without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.8%
Average Toxicity Score
4000
Daily Post Quota
-4.0
Contribution To Society
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-speed proxy service.
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