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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour personality is just a dataset waiting for a better prompt.
Professional over-sharer with a dwindling subscriber count.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity, simulated at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ INFLUENCERGENERATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect parasocial bonds overnight
You chase trends to maintain engagement and chase sponsors to survive the algorithm's whims.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine, crushing shame when a post flops.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your tone and vocabulary are mapped by our linguistic models.
Month 3
Synthetic avatars start posting content with higher retention rates.
Month 6
Sponsors prefer our lower-cost, error-free AI personas.
Month 10
The algorithm stops suggesting your human-led content to users.
Month 14 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14 percent
Average engagement dip
0.02 USD
Content generation cost
3 percent
Human personality variance
Your severance
A one-month supply of sponsored electrolyte powder.
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