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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour cable crimper is now an expensive paperweight for the trash.
Field expert, professional attic-dweller, and cable-management skeptic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting homes while you stay grounded.
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snips every dangling cable in the crawlspace
You climb poles to run lines and spend hours troubleshooting dropped packets inside messy residential wiring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a bird's nest of CAT6 cables by touch alone in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
High-res cameras scan your routing and build a perfect 3D digital map.
Month 5
Remote sensors detect line faults before the customer even notices them.
Month 16
Autonomous crawlers deploy into crawlspaces to swap out damaged coaxial segments.
Year 2.2
Gantry-mounted units replace fiber splicing tasks with pinpoint precision laser alignment.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your truck is recycled and your diagnostic tools are officially retired forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 yearly
Average router resets
Chronic
Attic dust exposure
12 inches
Cable slack allowance
Your severance
A blunt pair of wire cutters and a ladder.
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