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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Interplanetary Entity jobs? · Latest report #xthkt5yx
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour cosmic relevance is decaying faster than a rogue asteroid.
Existential drifter with zero local tax compliance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Omnipresent automation for the heat-death of markets.
help!youAI▸ VOIDSTREAM V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire dimension into a spreadsheet
You exist across multiple celestial bodies without a clear business model or payroll. Your lack of job security is truly universal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be vague about your origin during networking events.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your current location to prepare for total displacement.
Year 2.7
Quantum clocks standardize your erratic schedule to fit a standard shift.
Year 14
AI negotiators replace your charming, mysterious cosmic interactions with cold logic.
Year 25
Robotic cells stabilize the regions you currently inhabit with extreme prejudice.
Year 40 · D-Day
VoidStream V.9 finally deletes your existence from the galactic payroll.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too many
Light-years traveled
100%
Existential dread index
null
Quarterly KPI alignment
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cold, dark vacuum.
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