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Will AI replace Interplanetary Superhero jobs? · Latest report #jrz4azh7
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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsReality warping is hard, but filing expense reports is definitely not.
Cape-wearing, planet-hopping, entity-busting, physics-defying local hero.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic extraction without the heroic posturing.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONTAINMENT-GRID PRIME V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes entities without the dramatic monologue
You hunt entities across colonies using proprietary gadgets and combat training to clear hazardous biological threats.
The one thing AI can't do
You can improvise a heroic victory when the sensors inevitably fail during a solar storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the entities while you watch the data feed.
Year 2.7
Smart drones handle the small, predictable anomalies without your input.
Year 11
Insurance policies refuse to cover your reckless heroics anymore.
Year 27
Automated energy fields keep the colonies clean of entities entirely.
Year 100 · D-Day
Your cape is recycled into insulation for the new containment units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per cycle
entities neutralized
11 daily
heroic speeches delivered
too much
damage to planetary infrastructure
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very boring, safe moon.
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