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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour abstract flailing is just motion data waiting to be compressed.
Professional seeker of hidden meanings in limb movement.
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projects perfect geometry during emotional breakdowns
Teaches students how to express emotions through movement. Conducts workshops and choreographs performances.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still convey authentic human grief through the specific way your shoulders slump.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors capture your movement patterns for training the motion model.
Month 7
Screens replace studio mirrors to provide instant feedback on form.
Month 16
Algorithms suggest better sequences based on real-time emotional analysis.
Year 2.3
A flexible arm unit demonstrates moves without getting tired or poetic.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The studio is repurposed into a high-density server storage facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per song
average interpretive pauses
12 per hour
unnecessary metaphors used
98%
students feeling awkward
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a yoga app.
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