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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsNegotiating simulated passion with a spreadsheet is peak efficiency.
Professional boundary negotiator in a world of messy actors.
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Algorithmic safety for every scene.
blub.you▸ CONSENTSYNC PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
codifies complex human boundaries into rigid protocols
You choreograph simulated sexual acts on film sets and manage actor boundaries. You facilitate clear consent and safety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle, unarticulated discomfort of a performer that sensors currently miss.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart contracts handle standard boundary agreements before rehearsals start.
Month 6
Visualization tools map out actor movements to ensure technical safety.
Month 12
Sensors and cameras verify that contact remains within agreed parameters.
Month 16
AI handles all communication adjustments between performers and directors.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your presence is fully optimized out of the production process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Boundary violations per shoot
Non-existent
Human stress response level
Nanoseconds
Negotiation speed
Your severance
A non-disclosure agreement and a digital thank you.
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