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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsReplacing biological inadequacy with highly efficient, standardized, error-free silicon companionship.
Architect of silicone, gears, and unmet expectations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfecting the simulation of human connection indefinitely.
split.youAI▸ EROSLOGIC V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates haptic response to ideal thresholds
Designing complex mechanical actuators for human interaction while managing strict safety and aesthetic standards. You build, test, and calibrate physical modules meant for prolonged tactile engagement.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone understand the specific, irrational nuance of human soft-tissue comfort requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated CAD systems refine your skeletal prototypes to remove all unnecessary physical friction.
Month 4
Vision-guided sensors take over the heating calibration process to ensure perfect, consistent warmth.
Month 12
Algorithms handle all safety testing and regulatory documentation, rendering your paperwork cycles obsolete.
Month 20
Robotic arms perform high-speed silicone layering that your human hands struggle to repeat.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The factory transitions to full lights-out autonomy while you receive your termination notice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Average empathy overhead
0.01%
Thermal consistency error
99.9%
Standardized affection cycles
Your severance
One free hardware-wiping kit and a heavy-duty padlock.
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