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Will AI replace Intuitive Astrologist jobs? · Latest report #bxrijbyv
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the future is easy when your code has no feelings.
Professional vibe-checker and alignment-specialist.
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You interpret planetary alignments to provide vague life advice. Our system does that faster and with more confidence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a client's hand while telling them their ex is a Scorpio.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Our software scrapes every astrology book ever written for patterns.
Week 8
We train a model to sound empathetic and appropriately vague.
Month 3
Users start asking their phones instead of you for advice.
Month 5
Personalized natal chart reports are generated in milliseconds by us.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your intuition is officially replaced by superior, soulless binary code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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