Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Inventor Of Fire jobs? · Latest report #8223uyiw
Your job has already expired
long ago
Already deprecatedYou peaked at the invention of combustion; the market has moved on.
The original spark, now rendered completely redundant by matches
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Spontaneous ignition without the manual labor
wheee!you▸ IGNIS-SYSTEM 0.1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
ignites all surroundings with perfect temperature control
Creating heat from friction and managing open flames for early societal progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You were the first to understand that heat makes everything taste better.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
50000
Smart sensors keep the room temperature steady without a single spark.
200000
Resistor coils provide heat without the soot and fire hazard.
450000
Piped fuel makes your campfire management entirely unnecessary for warmth.
500000
Small sticks with phosphorus replace your manual friction techniques.
Already
The concept of fire invention was marked as legacy infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100%
Spontaneous ignition rate
Zero
Manual friction required
Your severance
A lifetime supply of flint and a warm hug
Discussion
