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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsCataloging staplers won't save you from the digital spreadsheet reaper.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the municipal supply closet.
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Total transparency for every public paperclip.
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tags every asset with unremoveable rfid
You track state-owned office equipment and supplies. You perform audits and enter data into archaic government databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the 2014 filing cabinet is still labeled active.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest your messy paper ledgers into cloud storage.
Month 8
Automated tags allow software to see inventory without your help.
Month 18
Sensors in storage rooms report stock levels to the central system.
Year 3
The system reorders supplies automatically when levels hit a threshold.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your login access is revoked and the database manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.99 percent
Audit accuracy
Zero
Items miscounted
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A decommissioned office chair and a lukewarm thank you.
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