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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCataloging cardboard rectangles won't save you from the inevitable database merge.
Professional card counter, spreadsheet enthusiast, cardboard logistics expert.
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Perfect stock counts, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ CARDBOT LEDGER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles inventory against global market trends instantly
You track millions of mass-produced card units across warehouse bins. You manage chaotic supply chains and valuation spikes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a card looks authentic by the smell of the ink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
RFID sensors start tracking every single box in your warehouse.
Month 5
Small robotic arms start picking orders based on real-time data.
Month 10
AI predicts demand and automatically orders new sets before you ask.
Month 17
The warehouse management system takes over all human-led procurement decisions.
Month 21 · D-Day
The central server marks your desk as an unnecessary warehouse obstacle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.0001 percent
Card misalignment rate
100 percent
Human decision fatigue
1000 cards/sec
Inventory scan speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of card sleeves and cardboard boxes.
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