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Will AI replace Investigative Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ijruutpm
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsConnecting the dots until you realize the dots are all zeros.
Office dweller currently drowning in PDF spreadsheets
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the dots without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ PROSECUTOR-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags criminal patterns before the police arrive
You review case files and scan bank records for hidden criminal links. Machines are faster at detecting patterns anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a suspect is lying during a face-to-face interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts suggesting labels for your messy case files.
Month 5
The system pulls records directly, skipping your manual entry.
Month 11
An algorithm finds the criminal links you missed yesterday.
Month 17
The robot drafts the summary reports for your boss.
Year 2 · D-Day
The office runs on a loop, needing no analyst oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per case
12 files
Documents reviewed hourly
infinite
Time spent finding needles
Your severance
a subpoena for your own remaining career
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