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Will AI replace Investigative Journalist jobs? · Latest report #8he8c4ah
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTruth is just a dataset you haven't parsed with enough compute yet.
Professional digger of dirt and seeker of inconvenient facts.
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Automated truth without the moral baggage.
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cross-references thousands of leaked documents instantly
Digging through public records and chasing human sources to uncover hidden stories. Your notebook is a legacy file format.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the hesitation in a witness's eyes during a dead-end interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI crawlers index every public database faster than a human could.
Month 4
Pattern matching identifies corruption trends before a reporter notices.
Month 8
Drafting tools turn raw data dumps into coherent narratives overnight.
Month 13
Verification algorithms flag inconsistencies in official statements automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final story is published without a single human keystroke.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per investigation
Average sources ghosted
60 percent
Time spent filing FOIA
12 cups
Caffeine intake per story
Your severance
One free digital subscription to your own outlet.
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