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Will AI replace Investment Analyst jobs? · Latest report #7va3w4dm
Your job has an expiration date
March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of data waiting to be exorcised.
Professional diviner of Q4 projections and pivot tables.
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Faster than your quarterly earnings review.
oof.you▸ EQUITYPREDICT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your thesis with one outlier variable
You build complex financial models and write investment memos to justify buying companies. Then you present them to committees.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked partner off a ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors and scrapers pull market data directly into your models.
Month 3
AI builds the DCF structure without you touching a cell.
Month 8
LLMs generate the investment thesis and risk assessment sections automatically.
Month 11
Visual engines turn model results into perfect pitch presentations instantly.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system presents its own trades.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4,200
Average Excel cells per day
1,800
Hours spent on pitch decks
7
Incorrect assumptions per model
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued financial news terminal.
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