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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling complexity is easy when the machine can synthesize the entire market.
Master of the PowerPoint deck and high-stakes ego management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing mandates without the mahogany desk tax.
squeeze.youAI▸ DEAL-FLOW X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates due diligence into a single click
You structure multi-million dollar deals while managing demanding client relationships and internal committee approvals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you over a steak dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin spotting deal opportunities faster than your analysts.
Month 5
Software auto-generates legal clauses based on historical deal success.
Month 13
AI-driven avatars conduct routine committee updates without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Vision-monitored presentation bots optimize slide narrative based on client micro-expressions.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the machine closes its first deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
450 slides
Slide decks per quarter
8000 units
Useless stakeholder emails
Your severance
One complimentary branded stress ball and a handshake.
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