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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just an expensive cable between two legacy databases.
Professional middleman for systems that refuse to talk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting silos without the human overhead.
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automates consensus by deleting conflicting email threads
You translate bank jargon into spreadsheet rows and mediate between broken software systems. Your job is mostly email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding solemnly while realizing the data is garbage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every redundant manual entry point you currently inhabit.
Month 4
Custom scripts connect your legacy systems so they stop fighting each other.
Month 12
An AI agent handles 90% of your daily reconciliation emails.
Month 18
Automated reporting removes the need for your status updates.
Year 2 · D-Day
You receive a final calendar invite titled 'Resource Sunset Event'.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Spreadsheets managed daily
180
Emails sent to clarify confusion
99%
System sync errors ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Ready for Transition'.
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