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January 19, 2028
In 15 monthsYour intuition is just a slower version of a server rack.
Expert in risk-off sentiment and expensive office chairs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading without the ego or the bonus.
oof.you▸ QUANTFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before you process the feed
You trade bonds and derivatives, managing risk on a desk while shouting at screens and brokers all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a market panic is genuine rather than just algorithmic noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms take over the tightening of your bid-ask spreads.
Month 4
Vision models scan your feeds for market-moving tone shifts.
Month 8
Smart agents route orders without your manual approval.
Month 12
The system re-hedges your entire book while you sleep.
Month 15 · D-Day
You are invited to a short meeting regarding your future.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
400ms Faster
Average Latency Advantage
12 Percent
Human Emotion Error Rate
Zero Dollars
Annual Bonus Payout
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a generic desk plant.
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