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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou get paid to slide decks and blame analysts for the errors.
Senior deck-polisher and professional delegator of misery.
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ow.you▸ JPM-SENTINEL V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters investor emails into permanent trash
You manage client relationships and oversee financial modeling projects. You delegate the heavy data lifting to exhausted associates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your pitch decks using current market data.
Month 6
Automated financial engines do the modeling tasks faster than junior staff.
Month 13
Algorithms predict client needs before they even call you.
Month 21
Sensors and software handle the entire regulatory reporting process.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal auto-updates the client files.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 hours
average sleep hours
12,000 yearly
deck slide count
infinite
email volume
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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