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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Senior deal-maker (mostly mergers, occasionally golfing)
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Closing seven-figure mergers while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ DEAL-FLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates equity exits without a dinner meeting
You spend all day closing deals and hunting for high-net-worth clients to generate revenue for your firm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start drafting your pitch decks using market data.
Month 5
Software maps your network and starts reaching out to targets.
Month 12
Automated agents handle the baseline deal structuring and terms.
Month 20
Realistic digital versions of you run the lunch meetings instead.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system finishes the merger without a human in sight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
85
Average weekly hours
42%
Client retention rate
120
PowerPoint slides per deal
Your severance
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