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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error in our latency model.
High-frequency gambler with a Bloomberg terminal addiction.
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Execution faster than your synaptic firing rate.
split.youAI▸ QUANTCORE EXECUTION ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates positions in nanoseconds
You monitor live markets and execute high-frequency trades. Your edge is purely timing and risk assessment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Feed live market data directly into the execution algorithm.
Month 4
Let the machine place simple trades without human approval.
Month 8
The AI reads news faster than your eyes can scan.
Month 13
The system manages your entire portfolio based on programmed risk.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your terminal login is revoked as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
too slow
Average latency in milliseconds
140 bpm
Heart rate during market dip
4 cups
Excess caffeine intake per shift
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free Excel keyboard.
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