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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your 90-hour week while the spreadsheet templates write themselves.
Master of Excel shortcuts and midnight delivery food orders.
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help!you▸ CAPTABLE-MASTER 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
formats your pitch deck while you blink
You spend all night formatting pitch decks and building intricate valuation models in Excel for senior staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when a client is bluffing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents scrape and clean market data for your models.
Month 3
Pitch deck slides are generated from raw data by vision models.
Month 8
Algorithms check for errors in your financial spreadsheets instantly.
Month 13
Machines write the update emails to clients for senior review.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bank terminates the analyst program to rely on direct software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Millions
Models generated per cycle
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