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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy your 3 a.m. Excel files while you still have them.
Master of sleep-deprived VLOOKUPs and soul-crushing PowerPoint edits.
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Closing deals faster than your bonus cycle.
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automates due diligence overnight
You build complex financial models and draft endless pitch decks for corporate deals that never actually happen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their bad deal is a good idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI-driven design tools fix your slide formatting automatically.
Month 5
Intelligent indexers scan and categorize your mess of deal files.
Month 11
Neural nets build your three-statement projections in milliseconds.
Month 18
Autonomous agents handle all communication and legal verification loops.
Year 2 · D-Day
The bank realizes the deal structure can be computed by rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
95 hours
Average weekly hours
14,200
Pitch decks ignored
1.2 daily
Excel crashes
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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