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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour balance sheet is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Master of quarterly earnings calls and Excel misery.
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Numbers that never sleep or ask for equity.
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restructures the entire debt portfolio overnight
You manage regulatory reporting, liquidity oversight, investor relations, and capital allocation strategy for global banking portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face and perfect charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines pull reporting data directly from every bank branch.
Month 4
AI systems identify variance patterns and flag risks before you notice.
Month 8
Algorithms model capital allocation outcomes across millions of market scenarios.
Month 13
Natural language models handle all earnings calls with perfect poise.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access codes expire and the system runs the bank alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,000,000
Spreadsheet rows per minute
High
Human error rate
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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