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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell complexity, but our algorithm just sells the math.
Master of spreadsheets, slide decks, and midnight email chains.
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Closing deals before you finish your latte.
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negotiates billion-dollar mergers during your lunch break
You structure massive corporate deals and manage client relationships while burning out on endless pitch decks and meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest all public financial data to identify deals.
Month 5
Generative agents create perfect slide decks without sleep or error.
Month 13
Virtual deal rooms manage due diligence documents automatically for clients.
Year 2.1
Algorithms handle standard deal terms based on pre-set parameters.
Year 3 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire floor of bankers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
85 hours
Average weekly hours
400 decks
Slide decks per deal
0 remaining
Client golf outings
Your severance
One free subscription to a digital yoga app.
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