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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour career is just an expensive, human-shaped PowerPoint presentation.
Expert in high-stakes golf games and slide deck optics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the lunch bill.
split.youAI▸ EQUITYPROCESSOR PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates valuation models in real time
You facilitate mergers and acquisitions through client networking and industry-specific market posturing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly planning to back out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software models start flagging risks faster than your analysts can.
Month 5
Vision models build your pitch decks from raw data feeds.
Month 10
Clients prefer interacting with a polite, non-judgemental screen interface.
Month 15
Secure blockchains replace the need for physical boardroom negotiation.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access card stops working, and the server closes your deals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
450 USD
Average lunch expense per deal
12
Buzzwords per slide
140 days
Time spent in airport lounges
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final business class flight.
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