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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Excel shortcuts are just cute signals to the machine.
Master of Excel shortcuts and midnight slide deck formatting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Modeling that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
stretchy.youAI▸ CAPITAI PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates infinite pitch deck iterations
You build complex financial models and format pitch books until 3 a.m. to impress the seniors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuance of a bad deal to a confused managing director.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all your historical deal flow data.
Week 9
Algorithms replace your manual Excel model construction and formulas.
Month 5
Automated tools instantly generate perfectly aligned pitch book slides.
Month 9
Smart agents manage deal room permissions without needing human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine fully handles your output with zero sleep required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
95
Average weekly hours
7 cups
Coffee intake per day
99 percent
Slide formatting frustration
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very long vacation.
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