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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to aggregate Excel sheets is not a competitive advantage.
Professional spreadsheet architect, slide deck artisan, and sleep-deprivation enthusiast.
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Aggregating deal flow without the office politics.
shred.you▸ FINSTRUCTURE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes capital structure in three milliseconds
You spend your days drafting pitch decks, modeling cash flows, and babysitting junior analysts until 3 a.m. Your career is essentially a high-paid spreadsheet maintenance cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language processing will scrape your virtual data rooms to build initial models instantly.
Month 6
Generative models produce professional, branded slide decks that require zero human formatting revisions.
Month 12
Automated auditing agents verify your financial models, eliminating your need to babysit analyst errors.
Month 16
Execution algorithms manage transaction workflows across time zones without needing a human manager.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm's terminal is revoked as the system assumes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
95
Average weekly billable hours
400
Slides per deal
730
Energy drinks consumed annually
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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