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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced advice is just glorified data entry with better wine.
Master of spreadsheets, golf outings, and ego management.
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Closing deals before you finish your lunch.
split.you▸ MARKETMASTER MD-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal exit strategy during your keynote
You chase deal flow, manage analyst burnout, and pitch complex financial models to boards of directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents organize and vet your messy client files.
Month 4
Software writes your financial models without needing junior analyst sleep.
Month 8
Generative models produce infinite variations of your standard pitch deck.
Month 13
Real-time agents handle all email and meeting scheduling for you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The algorithm closes the deal while you are still sleeping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42 per week
Average pitch deck cycles
99.9 percent
Analysts reaching breaking point
delusionally low
Client golf handicap
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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