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Will AI replace Investment Banking Partner jobs? · Latest report #t4b25xnj
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Professional bridge-builder between rich people and richer people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your scotch.
oof.youAI▸ CAPITAI STRATEGY SUITE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates market volatility faster than human panic
You close complex deals and manage high-net-worth relationships. You spend your life in boardrooms and on endless calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a client's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Algorithms begin spotting deal opportunities faster than your junior associates.
Month 4
AI systems ingest and summarize every document in your data rooms.
Month 8
Generative models produce flawless, persuasive slide decks in mere seconds.
Month 16
Bots execute term sheet negotiations based on millions of historical outcomes.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your network is fully integrated into the firm's global liquidity machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400:1
Coffee-to-deal ratio
1200 annually
Hours spent on planes
Optimized by AI
Client golf handicap
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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