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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling your soul to a board of directors is now fully automated.
Architect of mergers, professional golf tournament enthusiast
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Liquidating human oversight since Q1
glub.youAI▸ CAPITAI-EXECUTIVE-PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during market volatility
You oversee complex M&A deals, manage high-stakes client relationships, and navigate global regulatory environments. You spend your life in boardrooms and on private jets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a billionaire in the eye when you lie to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins ingesting your historical deal success data and client interaction logs.
Month 8
Predictive models simulate negotiation outcomes against human counterparts to optimize deal flow.
Month 16
AI-generated avatars begin conducting investor calls with perfect sentiment analysis capabilities.
Year 2.2
A compliance engine maps all global legislative changes instantly to automate risk assessment.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board officially votes to replace your salary with a subscription-based logic gate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4000%
Annual board meeting ROI
Excessive
Human emotional variance
0.002ms
Deal closure latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a handshake.
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