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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou summarize 500-page decks that algorithms already wrote anyway.
Junior analyst (mostly Excel, emotionally fragile)
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Generating alpha without the late-night hunger.
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autogenerates pitch decks during your dinner break
You spend all night building financial models and drafting pitch decks for seniors. Your value is purely manual data-wrangling.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a vague intuition for which clients are lying on their balance sheets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers replace your daily Bloomberg terminal updates.
Month 5
Vision models instantly format every pitch deck slide perfectly.
Month 10
Financial models are calculated by logic agents, not human error.
Month 15
AI synthesizes earnings transcripts faster than you can read.
Month 19 · D-Day
The remaining headcount is removed to optimize firm margins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4:1
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
82 percent
Hours spent reformatting slides
Zero
Useful insights per quarter
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium meditation app.
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