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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsMoving chairs for bankers who think they own the floor.
Master of fixing mice for people earning million-dollar bonuses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility obedience via spatial automation.
splat.you▸ ASSET-FLOW LOGISTICS BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconfigures desks while avoiding expensive office decor
You shuffle furniture and swap keyboards for wealthy bankers who cannot plug in a mouse.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the hidden server cables are.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every piece of furniture in the building.
Month 4
Self-leveling desks replace manual hydraulic units entirely.
Month 10
Robotic platforms learn to navigate around sleeping analysts.
Month 16
Small units autonomously return missing stools to owners.
Year 2 · D-Day
The facility is now fully self-reorganizing and maintenance-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
4 minutes
Average chair adjustment time
100 percent
Banker IT panic rate
14 miles
Floor tiles walked per day
Your severance
One ergonomic stool and a permanent desk pass.
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