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Will AI replace Investment Banking VP jobs? · Latest report #2mkq7y7n
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your slide decks into automated, revenue-generating reality.
Master of spreadsheets and weekend-killing continuation vehicles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
shred.you▸ SECADVISOR PRO 8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates due diligence in seconds
You spend all day crafting pitch books for complex financial structures and managing intense client relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapers digest your entire historical deal database.
Month 5
Generative models produce your pitch books without human input.
Month 11
Algorithms handle all cash flow modeling and valuation checks.
Month 19
Virtual avatars take over routine GP status update calls.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine finishes the closing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
400+
Slides per deal
Infinite
Weekend hours logged
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one branded coffee mug.
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