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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour alpha is just an algorithm that woke up earlier than you.
High-frequency stress in a low-frequency suit.
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You pitch stocks to nervous clients and watch tickers all day. You hope your gut feeling beats the market.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified investor who thinks the world is ending at 3 a.m.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our AI ingests your entire client history and trade patterns.
Month 4
Software generates better insights than your daily morning briefings.
Month 8
Smart agents execute trades faster than your phone calls.
Month 13
Clients receive superior, emotionless advice from our chatbot.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12 per day
client panic calls
too many
market hours spent
statistically zero
actual alpha generated
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