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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsHigh-net-worth babysitting is just data entry with a posh accent.
Professional email-forwarder for people with too much money.
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Automated asset custody for the digital elite
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reconciles portfolios in milliseconds
You manage client emails and coordinate account transfers between investment firms and brokerage custodians.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care about a client's third vacation home.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent drafts client responses based on historical account logs.
Month 4
Direct database pipes replace your manual calls to brokerages.
Month 8
Vision models scan and clear account forms faster than you.
Month 13
Clients click buttons instead of emailing you requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client communication flows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4000 percent
Wealth management efficiency
too high
Human error probability
zero seconds
Communication latency
Your severance
One free portfolio analysis and a sturdy paperweight.
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