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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Investment Control Analyst jobs? · Latest report #evjnathe
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate countdown timers to your own unemployment.
Master of VLOOKUP, servant of the trade blotter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reconciling your entire portfolio in one nanosecond.
split.youAI▸ QUANTSYNC LOGIC ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags reconciliation errors before trades execute
You reconcile trade breaks, monitor daily cash positions, and waste your life validating data between settlement systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with the traders about why their mess is not your fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts begin pulling trade files directly from brokers.
Month 5
Robotic process software learns to click your terminal buttons for you.
Month 10
Machine learning filters out the noise in your daily reconciliations.
Month 15
Software predicts accounting breaks before the trade even settles.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.001 seconds
Trade break resolution speed
Zero
Manual spreadsheet overrides
Eliminated
Human emotional variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel formulas you cannot use.
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