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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary growth until the algorithm reveals the real numbers.
Professional worrier for people with too much money.
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Fiduciary duty without the lunch expenses.
sluurp.you▸ WEALTHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire portfolio in one millisecond
You monitor asset portfolios and convince anxious clients that the current market dip is just a temporary phase.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying about their risk tolerance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot sends clean, perfect PDFs before you wake up.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your gut feeling for asset class allocation.
Month 8
Synthetic voices handle panicked calls about the market dip.
Month 13
Tax-loss harvesting happens instantly without your spreadsheet input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal simply logs you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
12 daily
Anxious client phone calls
64 percent
Portfolio rebalancing efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free financial plan.
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