Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Investment Equity Analyst jobs? · Latest report #3dfn8t7e
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour proprietary models are just fancy Excel spreadsheets for your ego.
Equity Analyst (Excel-wielding, market-guessing, bonus-dreaming)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your gut feeling into pure profit.
ow.youAI▸ ALPHASYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets into a single answer
You build financial valuation models, scrub earnings data, and pitch investment ideas to portfolio managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a client when the portfolio tanks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest earnings calls faster than you can read them.
Month 4
Self-correcting code replaces your static Excel assumptions.
Month 8
Neural nets monitor market chatter to predict price swings.
Month 13
Generative agents create slide decks without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is officially removed from the trading desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
2.4 million
Spreadsheet rows processed daily
5 percent
Confidence in your market thesis
6 minutes
Time until model output ignored
Your severance
One free trial of a stock trading app.
Discussion
