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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour handshake deal is just an expensive, high-latency handshake protocol.
Professional deal-closer, high-stakes poker enthusiast, relationship navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated trust for untrustworthy markets.
bzzt.youAI▸ SOVEREIGNSYNC AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal bribe and friendship path
You facilitate cross-border capital flow by leveraging personal relationships and navigating complex, unstructured political and legal environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room to see if the minister is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models map every historical deal and government connection you have.
Month 7
Smart agents begin drafting your emails and structuring your deal memos.
Month 16
Virtual agents join calls to provide real-time risk assessments during negotiations.
Year 2.2
Blockchain-backed smart contracts replace the need for physical signatures and trust.
Year 3 · D-Day
The fund completes its first cycle without a single human partner involved.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42:1
Coffee-to-deal ratio
800+
Airport hours annually
99%
Fluff-to-contract ratio
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Advisory Emeritus'.
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