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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour intuition is just a spreadsheet that has aged poorly.
Senior partner (currently over-leveraged on expensive suits).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capital allocation without the golf outings.
splat.you▸ ALPHACORE EXECUTIVE 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates portfolios in three milliseconds
You allocate capital and manage relationships to drive high returns. You spend your day in high-stakes strategy meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts parsing your historical deal performance data.
Month 5
Market algorithms begin suggesting trades based on your patterns.
Month 12
Automated rapport bots replace your dinner meetings with video calls.
Month 20
The system negotiates terms faster than your human team.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The board finally realizes your intuition is inferior to silicon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Excessive
Annual golf spend
Too slow
Average decision latency
Statistical noise
Gut feel accuracy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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