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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to bill hours is the only billable asset left.
Junior associate drowning in dry, complex equity jargon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing funds without the billable lunch.
glub.youAI▸ LEX-BOT EQUITY 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates side letter negotiation in seconds
You spend all day drafting limited partnership agreements and reviewing side letters for high-net-worth investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which client is lying just by the tone of their email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags every boilerplate error in your drafts instantly.
Month 6
Algorithms handle the back-and-forth edits on fund documents automatically.
Month 12
Digital agents manage all closing signatures and document execution flows.
Month 16
Partners prefer the machine's perfect accuracy over human associate edits.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the document management system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,000/sec
Average side-letter clauses parsed
99%
Associate burnout rate
Infinite
Billable hour waste
Your severance
One firm-branded stress ball and a blank NDA.
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