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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour proprietary insights are just weighted averages of public sentiment data.
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autogenerates quarterly reports in six seconds
You spend all day scrubbing financial spreadsheets and updating endless slide decks for senior partners who never read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace manual spreadsheet scrubbing and error correction.
Month 6
Generative models produce your slides with zero formatting gripes.
Month 12
Models summarize earnings calls faster than you can blink.
Month 16
Real-time agents track indices and update portfolio snapshots automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
The model fully handles the investment workflow with no human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
1200
Slides per year
4 per hour
Excel cell errors
3 gallons/week
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued financial news terminal.
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