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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the market is hard; firing you is a growth industry.
Portfolio rebalancer, email filler, and professional market worrier.
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liquidates retail portfolios at light speed
You shuffle client funds into equities and soothe their anxiety about market swings in pointless meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about market volatility without a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate answers to client panic messages instantly.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all rebalancing tasks across every account simultaneously.
Month 10
Virtual avatars take over all client meetings with zero empathy.
Month 15
Performance dashboards kill the need for manual report generation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client platform moves your desk to the digital void.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 seconds
Client reassurance lag
0.00%
Portfolio rebalance drift
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm firm handshake.
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