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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour primary output is a handshake, which is inherently low-bandwidth.
Professional jet-setter and vague press release generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless diplomacy via algorithmic consensus.
split.youAI▸ GLOBALTRADE-CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates trade deals via hyper-optimized data streams
You facilitate cross-border capital flows through diplomatic meetings and policy advocacy. Your output is effectively a sequence of polite conversations and signed memoranda.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a hesitant diplomat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your negotiation history to predict deal outcomes without the need for human presence.
Month 5
AI-driven avatars start appearing in briefings to deliver scripted, optimized economic policy updates.
Month 10
The logic for capital flow regulation is shifted to an autonomous, real-time risk assessment engine.
Month 16
Bilateral treaties are signed via blockchain-verified authentication, rendering your physical signature obsolete.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your office is repurposed into a cooling rack for the GlobalTrade-Core cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12,000
Handshakes performed
480
Vague press releases
Excessive
In-flight champagne consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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