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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou model growth, but the algorithm actually understands the math.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a nervous high-net-worth client in the eye and lie convincingly.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Natural language models begin writing your investment committee memos instantly.
Month 5
Sensors and data scrapers replace your manual macro-economic trend analysis.
Month 11
The machine takes control of portfolio rebalancing and trade execution.
Month 18
Digital agents manage all routine client inquiries and quarterly updates.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm terminals is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 days
Human Analysis Delay
2 milliseconds
Algorithm Trade Speed
0.01 percent
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