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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou build the AI that makes your own position entirely redundant.
Professional PowerPoint architect and corporate-bridge burner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time analytics without the human drama.
glub.youAI▸ QUANTLOGIC SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates consensus in three seconds flat
You track fund returns and manage cross-functional teams to integrate software. You turn spreadsheets into slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders about why the project is actually behind schedule.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards replace your manual monthly performance tracking.
Month 5
Agentic workflows handle the project status updates and emails.
Month 12
Models generate competitive research faster than you can read.
Month 16
Teams coordinate via direct interface with the central platform.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the final summary of your entire career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
800 per hour
Slide decks generated
Zero
Team alignment errors
Negligible
Human input required
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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