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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day justifying fees for returns that track ETFs.
Professional deal-maker, amateur fortune teller, Excel addict.
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Automated asset allocation for the elite.
no no noyou▸ CAPITAI PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
outperforms market indices by simulating human greed
You source private deals, build complex financial models, and convince wealthy clients to trust your investment thesis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers ingest every public financial record for your target sector.
Month 5
Algorithms build better valuation models than your manual Excel work.
Month 10
Generative agents create personalized slide decks for every unique investor.
Month 15
Sensors and software track real-time performance without your intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
A dashboard replaces your decision-making entirely while you look for work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed while bluffing
18 per deal
Slides built with fake optimism
12 percent
Probability of beating market index
Your severance
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