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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a slow, manual script waiting for a cron-job.
Professional button-pusher for the grey-haired investment crowd.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless asset movement without the middleman.
ow.youAI▸ FUNDFLOW AUTOMATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand switches per millisecond
You manually move money between funds inside pension accounts. It is essentially clicking refresh on a spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is panicking and try to delay the trade.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify your repetitive spreadsheet patterns.
Month 4
Direct links to fund houses bypass your manual entry.
Month 8
Automated logic patches the common trade exceptions.
Month 13
The AI process runs faster than you can blink.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the automation takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 percent
Human input error rate
42 clicks
Manual clicks per switch
zero
System downtime tolerance
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy banking software simulator.
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